Excuse me while I kiss the sky.JUSSAYIN MOTHERFUCKER.
OH, so you spend a year and some change (the change where you were fucking even when you had a girlfriend) telling my best friend you love her and making plans to marry & the day AFTER y’all break up you’re talking about wanting to date some new dumb bitch? first things first man you’re fucking with the worst. mr. i have mommy and daddy issues and can’t stand the idea of being single for longer than a week if it means not getting my dick wet? you are the poorest excuse for a “man.” i hope you end up old and alone. eating a tin can of shit with all of your saggy, shitty tattoos (minus your sister dedicated ones) your parents pay for. you know what fuck it. you fucked over my best friend and if you think for a fucking second i wouldn’t say this to your face you completely are an ignorant son of a bitch. you don’t even deserve a text saying “fuck you” or a huge loogie spat in your face. i’m stooping to your level of bitchassness and dedicating a post to you. brandon dean, i would rather sit next to a steaming pile of Daisy shit than ever have to see or hear about your worthless existence ever again.
