January 2012
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2011 was a really difficult year for me. I’m most thankful for my bfflz Courtney being there for me through everything when nobody else was.
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When Harry Met Sally (1989)
Happy New Year’s Eve. Be safe and have fun, everyone.
THIS FUCKING MOVIE. happy new years y’alllll
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whenever people are on the opposite side of the room from me at work i yell MOOOOORTAL KOOOOMBAAAAAAAT
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
December 2011
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I just wanna announce to tumblr
sielless:
that Sara Champlin is the best best friend ever. Love you bitch.
pssshhh -finger snap-
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spectrumofconsciousness replied to your post: I just got so angry out of nowhere. It feels so…
lets go to pungo and burn down some abandoned houses,spray paint, and scream in the middle of nowhere. that sounds good ya
I just got so angry out of nowhere. It feels so fucking good to let it out finally.
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only 2 months later do you want to put forth effort. for a split second i feel bad for not giving a fuck, but then i remember i have no reason to.
you let your “best friend” go through one of the most shameful things, alone. even if you apologized (which you’ve only said “i’m sorry” once to me over our entire friendship & no apology will ever happen because...
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Crazed Women and Bearded Intellectuals: On... →
janedoe225:
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thesociologicalear:
Yesterday, I witnessed a discussion on my dashboard that centered, once again, around Tyler the Creator (of Odd Future) and indie rock artist Sara Quin (of Tegan and Sara.) This discussion was actually an extension of a conflict that…
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The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather.
BEST GODDAMN THING EVER
i have read so many history pages and articles on WWII lately my head is swimming. i love the fuck out of history, but i wish i could RETAIN ALL THE THINGS.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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Wisdom.
Me: Since you're Captain Morgan can I be Dos Equis?
Courtney: Omg yes. "I don't always talk shit, but when I do, it's the damn truth."
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johnwhatson:
Can someone give me my brother for Christmas?
same :(
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realizing the fact that i get to wake up 5 minutes before new years so i won’t miss it and then go right back to sleep because i have to work from 5AM-3PM on new years day.
there is no one on my fucking base now
they are all home on leave
who the fuck wants tim hortons
i fucking hate my job
portlandrain asked: qurl your my hoochie mama
8pah asked: MY BOYFRIEND GOT US TICKETS TO SEE WUTANG FOR CHRISTMAS
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
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sielless replied to your photo: winner winner pancake dinner
I’m gonna make you pancakes for breakfast every day for the first week we live together
do you people understand why this is my best friend purrever?
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Why are you leaving me?
He wrote, I do not know how to live.
I do not know...
– Jonathan Safran Foer
sometimes it’d be nice if my mom would gush about me the way she does about my brother. sorry i’m not in the military, but i work my ass off for my dream too. i have the same major you did in college 40 years ago, you could at least remember that about me when someone asks…