January 2012
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2011 was a really difficult year for me. I’m most thankful for my bfflz Courtney being there for me through everything when nobody else was.
Jan 1st
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tgieph: When Harry Met Sally (1989) Happy New Year’s Eve. Be safe and have fun, everyone. THIS FUCKING MOVIE. happy new years y’alllll
Jan 1st
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whenever people are on the opposite side of the room from me at work i yell MOOOOORTAL KOOOOMBAAAAAAAT
Jan 1st
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walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I just wanna announce to tumblr
sielless: that Sara Champlin is the best best friend ever. Love you bitch. pssshhh -finger snap-
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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spectrumofconsciousness replied to your post: I just got so angry out of nowhere. It feels so… lets go to pungo and burn down some abandoned houses,spray paint, and scream in the middle of nowhere. that sounds good ya
Dec 30th
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I just got so angry out of nowhere. It feels so fucking good to let it out finally.
Dec 30th
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only 2 months later do you want to put forth effort. for a split second i feel bad for not giving a fuck, but then i remember i have no reason to. you let your “best friend” go through one of the most shameful things, alone. even if you apologized (which you’ve only said “i’m sorry” once to me over our entire friendship & no apology will ever happen because...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Crazed Women and Bearded Intellectuals: On... →
janedoe225: azealias: thesociologicalear: Yesterday, I witnessed a discussion on my dashboard that centered, once again, around Tyler the Creator (of Odd Future) and indie rock artist Sara Quin (of Tegan and Sara.) This discussion was actually an extension of a conflict that…
Dec 29th
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fireking: The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather. BEST GODDAMN THING EVER
Dec 29th
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i have read so many history pages and articles on WWII lately my head is swimming. i love the fuck out of history, but i wish i could RETAIN ALL THE THINGS.
Dec 29th
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Wisdom.
Me: Since you're Captain Morgan can I be Dos Equis?
Courtney: Omg yes. "I don't always talk shit, but when I do, it's the damn truth."
Dec 27th
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Listenagentjanetvandyne: Dan Hartman - I Can Dream...
Dec 26th
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johnwhatson: Can someone give me my brother for Christmas? same :(
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Listenallie93nc: Don’t forget your Christmas...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
realizing the fact that i get to wake up 5 minutes before new years so i won’t miss it and then go right back to sleep because i have to work from 5AM-3PM on new years day. there is no one on my fucking base now they are all home on leave who the fuck wants tim hortons i fucking hate my job
Dec 24th
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portlandrain asked: qurl your my hoochie mama
Dec 24th
8pah asked: MY BOYFRIEND GOT US TICKETS TO SEE WUTANG FOR CHRISTMAS
Dec 24th
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Listen white christmas - the drifters
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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sielless replied to your photo: winner winner pancake dinner I’m gonna make you pancakes for breakfast every day for the first week we live together do you people understand why this is my best friend purrever?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“Why are you leaving me? He wrote, I do not know how to live. I do not know...”
–  Jonathan Safran Foer
Dec 22nd
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sometimes it’d be nice if my mom would gush about me the way she does about my brother. sorry i’m not in the military, but i work my ass off for my dream too. i have the same major you did in college 40 years ago, you could at least remember that about me when someone asks…
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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