February 2012
unadoptable:
The End of the World - Skeeter...
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aykmonais asked: ohh girl you is just sooo PRETTY ! lmfao
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it gets really old being a lone ranger all of the time.
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zepallettownhardcore:
WHO
ARE
YOU
GETTING
LOUD
WITH??
cosmo tip #35
expertcosmotips:
bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess
please please please whoever is in the sky let me see my brother before he goes to afghanistan tomorrow afternoon. it’s cruel he has a layover a city away from me and i have nobody to cover my shift at work. i don’t care if i have to drive out there at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow and race to get back to VB on time.
i don’t care about this stupid fucking party tomorrow i...
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My brother is finally going to Afghanistan. He happens to have an overnight layover at Norfolk late thursday/early friday. I’m hoping I can drive on base to get him, and bring him off to see our parents. I’m the only person with decals/id, but I can’t escort anyone on if they’re civilian and yeah. I hope it works out because we haven’t seen him in 8 months, and...
SHRUG.
Me: There's this kid who sits next to me in psych who kinda looks like a ___________ or something, but he's adorable cause he always wears flannels hahah
Courtney: "Kinda looks like a ____________" does not belong with "cute though."
Me: HAHAHA i'm kidding. & fuck you, bitches loved Ted Bundy.
Courtney: BECAUSE THEY ARE WEIRD AND MENTALLY UNBALANCED
Me: Are you saying that i'm weird and mentally unbalanced? TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!
Courtney: Hey, at least I didn't call you a bitch.
Me: Hey, at least I can still be pen pals with the Night Stalker.
Courtney: -________________-
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brosephstalin:
What’s the Pope’s favourite beer?
Papst Blue Ribbon!
Get it?
Because the Pope is German
And Papst is “Pope” in German
shit just got real :(
this is the first time i’ve liked someone who is sweet, but acts like a dickwad to me in front of his friends. ???????? you are 23 what kind of bullshit is this 4EVER ALONE lol jk
found a bike on craigslist i want, but then remember my car can’t hold it. ;________________;
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Watchaykmonais:
now he ain`t sayin she a gold digger lol josh is a fool .
white boy !
this guy who comes into my work claims he’s had sex with 256 girls. …….is that possible without a dick breaking off?
my mom got diagnosed with diabetes. my dad & i are going over the medications she has to take and she keeps crying and saying she doesn’t want to deal with it now. you can’t keep avoiding something that’s going to be with you forever, mom :/
the worst thing you can do to someone
aykmonais:
is hands down wasting their time ! my time is something i can never get back . respect my time or keep it movin foreal . ..
WISDOM
when i wake up from a nap to an empty house....
WHERE DID YOU GO
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FUCK BEING SICK
slept from 4pm-6am. threw up twice during my night class. i should be studying for 3 tests tomorrow, but of course i’m not.
johnwhatson asked: I GOT YOUR LETTER i still need to read it BUT YES I HAVE RECEIVED IT AND I AM VERY EXCITED
January 2012
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